Sara: It was Dito's Birthday dinner, 1935. MO sat at the head of the table, surrounded by the Queen, Prince, and us lowly servants. MO, overflowing with heavenly poetic inspiration (as is to be expected from someone who is drunk on sherry all day) recited this little poem, which was later published in the Story of Our Children- The Pedophile's Handbook (with artwork by Eman Artist, the humble French painter). However since we had to rip out almost every page in the book during the 50th Annual Book Purge Anniversary, MO insisted I republish the poem so all would come to know the "poetic genius" that is David Berg. So without further adieu... (drum roll)
David ate a banana
David sucked it raw
Suck-age extremis damn fucked up David’s jaw
David is all angry now, he won’t suck ever again
He has a tongue to lick and licking ain’t a sin
David licked a banana
He licked it till it came
Mother saw his cum-face
And made him feel such shame
David got his mouth-washed
The soap stung him with pain
David ate too much soap
Bubbles formed in his brain
David's head exploded and now he has no face
Mother's charged with murder, and I just closed the case.
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