Sunday, January 18, 2009

The Dito Ditty

Sara: It was Dito's Birthday dinner, 1935. MO sat at the head of the table, surrounded by the Queen, Prince, and us lowly servants. MO, overflowing with heavenly poetic inspiration (as is to be expected from someone who is drunk on sherry all day) recited this little poem, which was later published in the Story of Our Children- The Pedophile's Handbook (with artwork by Eman Artist, the humble French painter). However since we had to rip out almost every page in the book during the 50th Annual Book Purge Anniversary, MO insisted I republish the poem so all would come to know the "poetic genius" that is David Berg. So without further adieu... (drum roll)


David ate a banana

David sucked it raw

Suck-age extremis damn fucked up David’s jaw

David is all angry now, he won’t suck ever again

He has a tongue to lick and licking ain’t a sin

David licked a banana

He licked it till it came

Mother saw his cum-face

And made him feel such shame

David got his mouth-washed

The soap stung him with pain

David ate too much soap

Bubbles formed in his brain

David's head exploded and now he has no face

Mother's charged with murder, and I just closed the case.

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