In Tribute to the King- A Song

Sara: Back when segregation still existed, it was Mo's Birthday, yet again. Maria the man pleasing whore that she was, kindly requested (ordered) Jeremy Spencer to compose a song in tribute to Mo on his day of birth. The following is the lyrics to the song he wrote, it should be sung to the tune of Armageddon in the key of D flat. Happy singing!

In The Lion's Den (Lyrics by Jeremy Spencer)

And I saw the den open, and behold- Hope
And he that sat upon her was called Mo, and Dad
And in horny-ness he doth fuck
And make love. And the nudie cuties encompassed him
In the lion's den (x2)
(Lion's den)
And i saw the den, and the girls that were in
And there g-strings.
(Lion's den)
Gathered together to make love to the man called Daddy
(Lion's den)
And Dad exploded into an or-gas-m
Yes Dad exploded into an or-gas-m
With visions of (x3)
Atlanta!
(guitar riff solo)
But he, has yet to see
(Has yet to see)
Visions of Aphrodites
Yes he, has yet to see
And when he does he will be so happy
In the lion's den (x3)
Lover of Lovers
Fucker of Fuckers
Porn of Porns
Pervert of Perverts
(dum dum dum)
SON OF A BITCH

The Dito Ditty

Sara: It was Dito's Birthday dinner, 1935. MO sat at the head of the table, surrounded by the Queen, Prince, and us lowly servants. MO, overflowing with heavenly poetic inspiration (as is to be expected from someone who is drunk on sherry all day) recited this little poem, which was later published in the Story of Our Children- The Pedophile's Handbook (with artwork by Eman Artist, the humble French painter). However since we had to rip out almost every page in the book during the 50th Annual Book Purge Anniversary, MO insisted I republish the poem so all would come to know the "poetic genius" that is David Berg. So without further adieu... (drum roll)

David ate a banana

David sucked it raw

Suck-age extremis damn fucked up David’s jaw

David is all angry now, he won’t suck ever again

He has a tongue to lick and licking ain’t a sin

David licked a banana

He licked it till it came

Mother saw his cum-face

And made him feel such shame

David got his mouth-washed

The soap stung him with pain

David ate too much soap

Bubbles formed in his brain

David's head exploded and now he has no face

Mother's charged with murder, and I just closed the case.